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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:17

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
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No go.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Still no good
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics