What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

Former Clemson DB on College Football Hall of Fame ballot - TigerNet

No go.

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Top fantasy baseball prospects: Chase Burns getting the call, Colt Emerson heating up - NBC Sports

Still no good

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What are reasons you couldn't be a kpop idol?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

If white people had been slaves, would WLM be a thing right now?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

Journal tells author its retracting three papers for concept that ‘violates’ law of thermodynamics - Retraction Watch

So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This Week In Space podcast: Episode 163 — The Trials of Starship - Space

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

See a young star potentially giving birth to a giant planet in new image from Very Large Telescope - Live Science

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

Japan's 10,000-Year-Old Underwater 'Pyramid' Is Still One of the World’s Biggest Unsolved Mysteries—No One Knows Who Built It - The Daily Galaxy

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

Roman Anthony changes to jersey number with a lot of Red Sox history - MassLive

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics